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The mid-May weekend was looking decent, so Surtch Pherther, jonesing for a desert rip, would hit dirt again. He’d aimed to dark-wander with good tunes and smoke, but ride-tired and for the week’s work and a nightfall chill, was fine turning in early to breeze on the fly and nothin’ otherwise. The next morn, he tracked dawn up a near, near-familiar ridge for fossil-hunting and a sudden snake-watch after a biggun rattled itself know, and then throttled off for fuel, food, and a Bud at a state-line oasis, where he met two dudes who’d cycle-slogged two-hundred-fifty-ish miles through downpours and desert heat just to carve a glacier.

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The mid-May weekend was looking decent, so Surtch Pherther, jonesing for a desert rip, would hit dirt again.  He’d aimed to dark-wander with good tunes and smoke, but ride-tired and for the week’s work and a nightfall chill, was fine turning in early to breeze on the fly and nothin’ otherwise.  The next morn, he tracked dawn up a near, near-familiar ridge for fossil-hunting and a sudden snake-watch after a biggun rattled itself know, and then throttled off for fuel, food, and a Bud at a state-line oasis, where he met two dudes who’d cycle-slogged two-hundred-fifty-ish miles through downpours and desert heat just to carve a glacier.
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Fourteen Beautitudes – 2011.09.03(b)

Published on September 26, 2015 by admin 21 Comments

The CB160 racers rode a post-flag lap at revs so tempered that their slight engines sounded somehow stout.  Back from the track’s far reaches they droned with throttle to spare and slow-swarmed toward the pits, where sidecars were arriving and getting readied for their go.

From the giddiness of the mosquito race, from the grandstand’s lofty perch, from the staircase tether to solid ground, Surtch Pherther landed flat-footed back on the paddock, into temps that had meanwhile surged and a crowd that had swelled since morning.

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Through throngs of watchers and chatters and bike-tweakers and -testers, a rider in full textile all stormy-day shades feathered a white Ducati Monster to a stop spot near the concession stand, where junk food junkies were amassed for a pop and pizza fix.

In one smooth motion, the bike was shut off and propped, the rider out of the saddle, and the bright white helmet in a left hand clutch of its chin guard. With the common, side to side head-shake and right hand finger-comb, the Ducati girl swept her dirty blond hair from her face.

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Looking self-assured, and smiling as wide as Surtch must have been that morning at hearing of his paddock-wandering freedom, she briefly scanned the scene and then set off for the grandstand steps, toward where Surtch stood contemplating her bike and wondering about her.

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“You know,” he said, with a wrist-flick and head-nod toward her machine, “they always look like loaded springs, those Ducatis–like wild horses, all nerves and twitchin’ muscles, even at a standstill. Sooo,” catching her eyes for a spell, “how do you like it?”

The grinning Ducati girl gazed back at her white, hot ride. “It was love at first sight, and we’ve been together for six or so months. I used to be all about Harleys, rode a cruiser for years. But there’s no turnin’ back now.”

“Did you face any limitations, any, umm, learning curves, going from cruiser to sport?”

“Not at all. In fact, I think there were more limitations, more deliberate inputs necessary, with the cruiser. I hopped on this, and it was just so natural, like the Ducati was light-years ahead, like the cruiser was something, well, something primitive.”

“Yeah, I’ve seen plenty of ’em in traffic. They seem mighty nimble.”

“Oh, they are. At least that’s my experience. It surprises me still every time I ride.”

“Nice. Well, I’m headed for the show tent now–there are so many damn fine bikes around here, I’m afraid I’ve run outta drool.” The Ducati girl chuckled. “You, umm, you have a nice day.”

“You too,” she said. “See you around, maybe.” Then she climbed the steps and disappeared into the grandstand…

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Once upon a time a tired teacher in a rare moment of engagement cautioned Surtch and his fellow students against careless use of abstract nouns and their derivatives.

They tempt us to attempt their definition, but that’s like trying to snare mythical creatures, like chasing snowflakes in spring, for such nouns are the names of intangibles, are essentially indefinable, and their meanings vary from perceiver to perceiver. They are–among untold others–fear, freedom, happiness, success, wisdom, god sometimes, and always beauty: beauty, the seldom self-evident; beauty, the what’s-behind-the-face value; beauty, the always subject to context; beauty, an elusive beast.

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Beautiful are the elegant: for they forever remain refined despite what the road throws their way.

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Beautiful are the sophisticated: for they comport themselves with dignity even through the rough spots.

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Beautiful are the iconic: for they are the “impossible” from the past, heralding a future of boundless possibilities.

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Beautiful are the humble: for they persist in their worthy pursuits, though any acclaim is rare.

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Beautiful are the spartan: for they achieve the amazing, though their ready resources are few.

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Beautiful are the respectful rebels: for though they challenge convention, they renounce not their roots.

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Beautiful are the resilient: for from their falls they rise to wear their scars with pride, having gained more from toiling than was ever torn away.

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Beautiful are the blended: for they can be the best of many sources, a greater harmony that transcends lesser differences.

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Beautiful are the kindred: for though they off and on take opposite paths, their sound kinship stays forever strong.

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Beautiful are the generations: for they stand side by side despite their differences and the years between and the separating ways of time.

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Beautiful are the perfect pairs forever kept complementary couples: for together they endure breakdowns, flaws, and failures, defiant of all divisive forces.

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Beautiful are the good soldiers: for they humbly toil upon fallow ‘scapes, across scorching tarmacs, through enclosing woods, and among formidable peaks, all to gain on that first goal worth getting–freedom.

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Beautiful are the forgotten and fading: for they remind the rest that all is fleeting, that all things shall indeed pass–they remind the rest to own every curve, for one’s road is mapped as one goes, and there’s no foretelling its end.

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And for her courage and confidence and enthusiasm in the face of media and its co-conspirators, marketer minions and the advertiser army–media and its desire for the desperate, its pursuit of easy prey and the chronically insecure, its harvesting of those husk-folk who measure only skin-deep, ones to dress down further and then paint up with its flawed products, and poison with its fraudulent philosophies…

Yeah, in spite of the odds stacked against her by her own kind, Ducati girl was beautiful.

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With all of the fine rides his eyes had seen, Surtch’s mind was comfortably full, so he strolled back to the grandstand steps and climbed up to see the track once more.

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The sidecar group sadly had made little progress in the preparations for their race, and with the day already approaching mid-afternoon, Surtch would soon have to get back to the City of Contradictions to swap Riot Machine for his pickup truck:

About 175 miles east and 6,000 feet up, in the high foothills of the Cairn Mountains, family and friends were anticipating his afternoon arrival for their annual firewood harvest. There would be turning leaves and chainsaw smoke, maybe a bit of fog and rain, a campfire and Dutch oven delicacies, his tent as shelter against pitch-black night, and his sleeping bag warm against the frost. There would be good company. Fall would be in full swing.

As for Ducati girl?… Surtch glanced around, but she was nowhere in sight.

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Filed Under: Riot Machine, Salina Raceway Tagged With: motorcycle races, motorcycle shows, wandering

Moto-Ogling and The Mosquito Race – 2011.09.03(a)

Published on August 24, 2015 by admin 7 Comments

“One for the race, please,” said Surtch Pherther to the clerk.

“Here you go,” she said, swapping a ticket for his currency. “Now, just ride through this gate, and park beyond the show tent that’ll be on your right. Concessions are under the grandstand, and you’re free to wander the paddock and the garages and, you know, check out the bikes and stuff.”

“Okay, thank you. Wait, what?…”

She chuckled. “Of course. Just watch for racers out test-riding and on their way to the track.”

Surtch was beside himself. He hadn’t imagined that he’d be allowed to get familiar with the machines. It hadn’t even crossed his mind that it might be possible…

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Just a Couple of Joker Machines

That morning, in pre-dawn’s thin, blue-gray wash, he’d zipped up the vents on his leather coat, snapped shut those on his full-face, wriggled his fingers into his gloves, and switched on Riot Machine and pressed its starter. With a crank-crank-ba-RUMPH-blub-blub-blub, the naked bike’s big V heat had begun to rise. He’d hipped it vertical, heeled its stand, POP’d it into first, and at easing the clutch lever out and the throttle on, thundered off.

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He’d rumbled west at 15 over the limit on arrow-straight Industrial Way: past drab factories, tilt-up warehouses, and countless lots for ready rigs; past the vast tailings pond and pile with sides so slightly sloped that it nearly goes unnoticed; past the refinery and smelter and sky-piercing stack–all forever crumbling and always on the rise–seizing what’s precious from the City of Contradictions’ gaping open-pit; and around, where the head of the Partition Mountains forces Industrial Way to join the interstate and shoves it and the rails onto fickle Lake Termina’s sometimes-shore–foggy when freezing; otherwise, marshy, muggy, buggy, and enchanting for its harshness.

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History of the Wild West claims that it was for passage less perilous that horsemen and handcarts, wagons and stages, and roads and rails had rounded the ranges when possible, skirting each and shooting straight for the nearest end of the next one west as though in some super-scale dot-to-dot, but no… It was the mountains that had held men out and pushed them around: The peaks had sought to keep their secrets–their glitterings hidden and groves untracked, their snowmelt unsavored and vistas unseen. They’d sought to safeguard their elevated virtue.

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Apostle Rockets

About 30 minutes after leaving home and after a few miles of toying with 85 in a 75, Surtch had throttled down gradually on the ramp that swings off long, rises to overpass the interstate, and drops–suddenly to 45 mph as well–depositing one into the dusty, greasy guts of little Brinton, less a town than a glorified truck stop with the regular roadside fare for weary travelers struck with hunger whenever.

As he’d tried to cut Riot Machine’s speed to the limit, he’d mumbled into his muffling helmet and above the remaining road-, wind-, and bike-noise, “This morning’s like autumn. Something about this just feels like fall”.

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Buttered Toast

Twelve or so years earlier, Surtch had joined his brother and sister-in-law in peaks-nestled Silvervale for dinner, a sort of celebration for his brother’s birthday. While they had afterward wandered the old mining town turned tourist trap, a late-August evening chill had lifted from its lofty perch, trickled down through the filtering grasses, shrubs, and woods and spilled across splashing streamlets onto Silvervale’s steep, off-season streets.

Surtch had remarked that something about it all smelled like autumn, and if he recalled correctly, his companions had questioned his perception. The thing was, he hadn’t know why. If there’d been evidence, he could have cited it, could have defended his senses, but–though roadside grasses had been late-summer dry–the undergrowth still had been lush, and the aspen leaves fully green. Nevertheless, to Surtch there’d been something–something intangible, something inscrutable, something maybe just beneath the surface.

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“HellOOO racers and fans alike. Welcome to your Salina Raceway.” The loudspeaker announcement, a bit distorted and screechy, echoed off the pavement and off the cinder block of the grandstand and the garages and drifted into the vacant, desert sky. “We hope you enjoyed the gOrrrgeous morning, that you’ve drooled on a bike or two, and that you’ve bought a bite to eat and something refreshing to drink from our concessionaires, located under the grandstand. If not, there’s – still – time.

“NOwww, the moment you’ve all been waiting for. The race of the classic and fabulous, the downright delightful, the historic, but highly modified, within reason, mind you… The Honda CB160s-EEZ-Eez-eez… Racers, please proceed to track gate number 1. The event will commence in 15 minutes. Thank yoouuu.”

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Nice Pair…

With the lunch of champions in hand–a large Coke, watered-down and over-iced for sure, and a box of Mike and Ikes–Surtch climbed the grandstand steps to join the other spectators. There weren’t many–the place was virtually empty–and they were gathered at the railing overlooking the pits and the track. They were mostly family, friends, and racers themselves, content in each other’s company and transported by the gaiety of the event–a good group.

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Road Rash

“We have a real treat for you today, race fans. The event will begin with a Le Mans-style and bump start. For those who don’t know…”

The suited-up racers took starting stances on the track’s inside edge and, at the drop of the flag, dashed across as well as possible, snatched their bikes from their assistants, and proceeded to push start–or to try to–those little engines that could. After one racer rushed to the wrong ride, resulting in a brief, theatrical scuffle on the track and a hearty chuckle from the grandstand, all bikes got started, got moving, and within a turn or two, magically were clustered: Stragglers had surged, leaders had lagged, and all were synchro-sweeping out of sight, speeding toward the far reaches.

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Cheerful chatter in the grandstand filled the brief noise-void before a cloudlet of dust rose in the distance as a racer coasted his stalled bike off the track. Immediately thereafter, a remote hum followed by a low buzz signaled the pack’s return. The racers appeared in warmth-wavy flashes across the asphalt and mounds of dirt and sparse brush–there, gone, there, gone, there, gone–like breaching by a pod of mechanical sea forms on ground swells of a bleak future-scape.

Suddenly, in plain view around the final wide curve before the home straightaway, they zipped, high-revving their low displacements at 75 or 80 mph if they were lucky. The smattering in the grandstand erupted in hurrahs and applause, and to the grinning stranger nearest, Surtch hollered gleefully, “Ha-haa! They sound like a herd of blasted mosquitos!” And just as suddenly, the racers were gone again, off bagging curves of lap two, synchro-sweeping out of sight, speeding toward the far reaches.

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The Mosquito Race

It was early afternoon, and from the high desert valley floor, summer heat now was rising–spreading for itself, settling everywhere, getting into everything. Above the cheerful chatter that filled another brief noise-void, Surtch could hear the metal canopy high overhead pinging and popping with expansion.

He mumbled to himself, “Today–it’s like autumn nonetheless. Something about it just feels like fall–something intangible, inscrutable, maybe just beneath the surface. If only there were evidence”.

Filed Under: Riot Machine, Salina Raceway Tagged With: brinton, lake termina, motorcycle races, motorcycle shows, partition mountains, recollections, wandering