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The mid-May weekend was looking decent, so Surtch Pherther, jonesing for a desert rip, would hit dirt again. He’d aimed to dark-wander with good tunes and smoke, but ride-tired and for the week’s work and a nightfall chill, was fine turning in early to breeze on the fly and nothin’ otherwise. The next morn, he tracked dawn up a near, near-familiar ridge for fossil-hunting and a sudden snake-watch after a biggun rattled itself know, and then throttled off for fuel, food, and a Bud at a state-line oasis, where he met two dudes who’d cycle-slogged two-hundred-fifty-ish miles through downpours and desert heat just to carve a glacier.

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The mid-May weekend was looking decent, so Surtch Pherther, jonesing for a desert rip, would hit dirt again.  He’d aimed to dark-wander with good tunes and smoke, but ride-tired and for the week’s work and a nightfall chill, was fine turning in early to breeze on the fly and nothin’ otherwise.  The next morn, he tracked dawn up a near, near-familiar ridge for fossil-hunting and a sudden snake-watch after a biggun rattled itself know, and then throttled off for fuel, food, and a Bud at a state-line oasis, where he met two dudes who’d cycle-slogged two-hundred-fifty-ish miles through downpours and desert heat just to carve a glacier.
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A Mire, a Maunder, and Musings – 2011.10.09

Published on January 29, 2017 by admin 13 Comments

Surtch Pherther at Two Wheels To There: A motorcycle blog by Ry Austin

Escape Artist lay kill-switched in the sludge of Lambstone Valley Road while dumbfounded Surtch Pherther wondered how it had simply slipped away.

At a sudden hum down draw, he swiftly stooped to right the ride, and a small rattletrap pickup on accidental slicks squirmed around the bend. It was the balding, ragged dude that had lazy-waved from a slouch in his collapsed driver’s seat on the remoteness side of Threshold Pass.

Surtch Pherther at Two Wheels To There: A motorcycle blog by Ry Austin

“Hey, bud, need a hand?”

“Nawww,” Surtch’s voice strained at his bike’s heft, “but thanks, really.”

“So, d’ya know where it goes, if the slop gets worse?”

“I swapped here, went wide, the shoulder sucked my rear, and I fought the shit sideways… Or so it seemed.” He was glad for the full-face obscurity. “Yeah, up through the junipers to a saddle and then down steep ’n’ tight to Kinscore Pass—it’s bound to worsen before it gets any better.”

“Hmmm… Well,” smiling wryly, “I gotta give it a shot. Good luck, bud.”

“Hey, you too, man—you too.”

Surtch Pherther at Two Wheels To There: A motorcycle blog by Ry Austin

Fake-adjusting his gear, Surtch discreetly watched Escape Artist’s right mirror for ragged dude’s disappearance, unsteady and sluggish, before quickly remounting to slow-flee that scene of his latest embarrassment.

Aiming left from the right shoulder’s slant to drag him down, over-gassing ’til his ass wagged like a tease or a taunt, and with his feet as outriggers, he muck-touched off ’n’ on the miry mile back to Lambstone’s Y-junction with the gravelly Mochila Trail.

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It had been a week of autumn everywhere—cold and damp in the City of Contradictions, snow atop the Westwitness Peaks, and in the remoteness, rain galore and a dusting on its heights—a carpe diem season in a life that Surtch Pherther had lately been striving to live so.

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From a Lost Springs pit stop, south he shot on terra seemingly firming up, through a riverbed anciently dammed by lava and recently “haunted by desert fairies”, and then swayed a way into the Wapiti Hills on the floor from a prehistoric lake that happened thirty times in a million years and left soil so wistful for wetness that Surtch thought, I can go on slow and nowhere fast, or stick it swift in a soggy patch and get handlebar-hung or somersault-flung to a fate face-first into scrub and stone…

So, at the broad valley’s head, he pulled aside and shut off his ride, dropped the stand on some tuff and dismounted, grabbed water and snacks and a cheap cheroot, and struck off for some outcrops ’cause, when all else failed, there was always lone wandering, the best companion he’d ever had.

Surtch Pherther at Two Wheels To There: A motorcycle blog by Ry Austin

Many say such spaces house spirits of those gone before, and though these places had always enchanted Surtch, he felt he had no right to such thoughts. Not only was he naturally skeptical of claims of singular connection and exclusive communion, for they smacked of charlatanism and of power-lust by the cunning and of those in the know versus the damned if they never get it, but he believed that his legacy precluded his access.

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“Hellooo down there, Escape Artist…”

He’d always been uneasy about it, that his race flooded the New World and expanded west and drove tribes from their ancestral domains—tribes that then were seen as savages but since as resourceful dwellers amid severe ‘scapes that offered little for bodies but maybe much for the famished soul.

And though he could only guess why his ancestors had crossed oceans, he knew why they’d trekked west: to flee persecution by their countrymen in this land of religious freedom, persecution for a belief that Surtch had twice or thrice tried—with a sincere heart, with real intent—but failed to embrace, a belief that failed to embrace him.

Surtch Pherther at Two Wheels To There: A motorcycle blog by Ry Austin

Many would allege that he hadn’t prayed hard enough or that his character was flawed, but after spending over half his life fitfully trying to cram in that puzzling piece of a confounding creed and racking his brain and wrenching his soul and lacking proof that he was being heard, whispering alone in the dark had become absurd to Surtch, and waiting for something transcendent to reach back, vain.

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“My ancestors,” he said at the void, “devout great-granddad whose name I bear, what would you think of me, this non-kindred kin? Would you embrace me, or shun me? Would you be proud, or ashamed?” He ground out the spent cheroot. “No, none of us have to look very hard to feel we don’t belong where we are.”

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When he came down from the mount, though the daily ground beneath his feet would remain as fluid as always and as everyone’s, that ancient lake-bed terra had meanwhile firmed up enough for a carefree, late-afternoon ride out of the remoteness—and… And the skin of his face shown.

Surtch couldn’t wear his ancestors’ beliefs—they wouldn’t have been fooled by the poor fit anyway. And he couldn’t bear burdens for his race—no one could for any. Sure, Manifest Destiny might have been rationalization for bad behavior, but in many ways the won West was a good thing.

Besides, from his experience, in his life, it boiled down to the only scripture that had ever made sense to Surtch—to love thy neighbor as thyself. After all: Go back a ways and we’re all from elsewhere. Go back all the way and we’re all from the same place.

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Filed Under: Escape Artist, the remoteness Tagged With: kinscore pass, lambstone valley road, lost springs, mochila trail, motorcycling spills, real characters, religion, solitude, the remoteness, threshold pass, wandering, wapiti hills

Disarmed in Doom Canyon – 2010.09.18

Published on February 13, 2015 by admin Leave a Comment

0NL.2010.09.18Surtch Pherther pulled to the dirt road’s edge, switched off the ignition, and listened. Doom Canyon behind him was quiet. He lowered the stand, dismounted, shed his gear, and crept back to the wash… Still nothing.

Back at the bike, he popped the top case and grabbed the Glock he’d bought when things got sketchy after a meth dealing ex-con moved in next door. He undid his belt, forced it, with the aid of his knife, through the cross-draw holster, and re-belted. Though he unstrapped the gun, he stopped short of racking its slide to chamber a round.

After listening again, he geared up, mounted up, kicked up the stand, started Escape Artist, and rolled to a swap-spot. Then, at low throttle, he crossed the wash and entered Doom’s mouth, rounding the curve to the flat where the broken-down trashed Blazer sat. The man emerged as Surtch approached along the road’s far edge and stopped several yards back.

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“Okay,” Surtch said abruptly, “I’ll do it. What did you say your name is?”

“Brad.”

5NR.2010.09.18“And your friend’s?” Surtch didn’t care that the man saw the pistol: The remoteness draws outcasts and outlaws and can be ruthless with the reckless. He had to dominate.

“Floyd… Just around the next bend.”

“Okay.” Surtch watched the mirror until he was out of sight. He was puzzled: On his first approach, the man said he’d been there for a day and a half. Yet he hadn’t walked the mere bit of a mile to meet his friend. Yeah, he’d mumbled something about bad knees, but nearly forty hours broken-down in the remoteness?…

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Opting to continue on foot, Surtch took a short spur road to a stash spot for his bike and gear. It was a dead end, sure, but so was the main. In fact, with Blazer man below, Doom was as good as dead at both ends. Walking back on the spur, then up the main, he was nearing the drop to another wash crossing when two large dogs suddenly appeared, barking and charging. He went for his gun, but held off drawing. They bashed him repeatedly as held his hands above their nipping. “Go! Go on! Stay away!” He was worried that they might change upon knocking him down, might get fierce.

9NL.2010.09.18Post-scuffle, the grumbling dogs led Surtch across the wash, where the road got thinly overgrown. Crossing an opening in a poor fence, he entered a clearing with a small camp trailer at its head. “Floyd? Hello, Floyd?” No one answered. A fire ring, a lawn-table and -chairs, tiki torches, a grill, and some wind chimes and colorful twisters dangling from low limbs were well-placed and well-kept. He continued calling Floyd’s name as he cautiously approached the trailer’s open door. Inside, a man in a Hawaiian shirt was combing back his gray hair before a mirror.

“Hello, Floyd?”

“Howdy. What can I do for ya’?” asked the man, stepping casually to the doorway.

13NR.2010.09.18“Riding up the canyon, I encountered Brad. His truck broke down on the flat near the old bin.”

“Well, he’s mighty lucky you came along. I’ll be right there to lend him a hand.”

“I’ll tell him. You have a good day, Floyd.”

“Be safe out there, kid.”

“Will do. Thanks.”

The dogs quietly escorted Surtch back to the road. He’d forgotten about the pistol.

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Filed Under: Escape Artist, the remoteness Tagged With: doom canyon, mines, misfits, ruins, solitude

From Ruins to Ruined – 2009.10.31

Published on February 13, 2015 by admin 2 Comments

There was a smother of dust–Surtch Pherther could taste it. There was a low idle and a rhythmic click… click… click… And there was intense, sharp, dull, sharp, dull throbbing in his right leg. Yet somehow he managed to stand, weighting left, favoring right. Through hazes of mind and dust, he gazed back along the dirt road. At about three yards lay the right pannier, its immobilizer hyperextended. At his feet lay Escape Artist, just weeks old.

Gingerly, he began trying to “walk off” the severe pain that was centered in his knee and was surging up and down from there. Luckily, no bones were broken. What remained concerning was a coinciding quivering weakness–his knee threatened to give at any moment. And, of course, that annoying click… click… click…

“Shit!” Suddenly realizing that Escape Artist was still running, its rear wheel off the ground and turning, he hobbled over and hit the kill switch.

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Surtch began inventorying the physical pieces and trying to collect the mental ones, to assemble the puzzle of the incident: There was his downed bike and its dumped pannier, the desolate road in the remoteness, the throbbing in his leg… And scattered in the pale dust around him was what looked like a small fortune of brown coins; against Escape Artist’s bright yellow, what appeared to be drops of crimson paint; and dripping from his face, what certainly was blood.

He knelt with difficulty, removed his thin leather gloves and crooked half shell (his full face helmet was back ordered), and inspected himself in the mirror. Blood was smeared across his mouth, chin, and right cheek and was trickling from his nose. With a left hand pinch, he stanched the flow, and with his right hand, fumbled through the attached pannier’s tossed contents for tissue to wad. He then limped out to the dumped pannier and, with his free hand, carry-dragged it back to the scene. He cleaned his face with dabs from his canteen.

5.2009.10.31

Surtch had rounded the south end of Lost Springs Peaks en route to Kinscore Pass and had become lulled by the gentle bounding and dodging of the road–of course, the throttle might have creeped a bit too. Cresting a rise, he’d seen a sharp turn ahead and a small washout between. The next thing he’d known was the dust, the clicks, and throbbing pain. He must have panicked and grabbed the front brake. As for the bloody nose, he could only guess that he’d punched himself when his elbow hit the ground upon his going down.

He righted Escape Artist–tweaked handlebars, cracked fender, scraped side, and all–and rehung the pannier, securing the mangled immobilizer with “just in case” toeclip straps he’d packed with him.

Surtch’s motorcycling maiden voyage into the remoteness had begun well: He’d roller-coasted the Wapiti Hills of golden bunch grasses, late-blooming sagebrush, and humble junipers, and had continued around to the west side of Barrel Mountain toward a spring of the same name. He’d found the map-marked ruins he’d gone seeking, and though merely concrete foundations and slabs, they were mysterious installations in the middle of nowhere, without clues to indicate their purpose. He had wandered around, kicked through settlement debris typical of such sites, and eaten some snacks before mounting up and returning via the same Wapiti Hills roller coaster.

8.2009.10.31

Sure, his leg was throbbing something fierce, but it would heal; Escape Artist was tweaked and cracked and scraped, but it could be repaired; and his pride was injured, but he was old enough to know that pride is just vanity, skin deep. It was his wounded confidence that worried Surtch. For that can act like a repressed memory, can embed, can become hard like a stone, can surface later, and can reopen and get infected. Surtch knew all too well that wounded confidence can corrupt.

Yeah, the day had begun well.

Filed Under: Escape Artist, the remoteness Tagged With: barrel mountain, flow, kinscore pass, lost springs peaks, motorcycling spills, ruins, wapiti hills